1 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:17,073 (Verso) 2 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,875 Here is the greatest presenter of all time! 3 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:30,274 I love you, my audience! Beautiful beasts! Thank you! 4 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,032 (Verso and laughter) 5 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,231 Banana! 6 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,953 Thank you! 7 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:44,039 Now whose turn will it be? 8 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:48,149 (Voice off) Ilde... and Jade! 9 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,760 Have a seat! 10 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,319 These again! 11 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,831 Radish! 12 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,313 Cucumber. 13 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,955 Geez! 14 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,313 Porcini mushroom. 15 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,114 How do you feel about it? 16 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:21,434 I have to ask the question, give me space. So. 17 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:26,311 Which do you think is the most digestible: eggplant, cauliflower... 18 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:30,798 ...the zucchini, the bean or ... the pea? 19 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,713 - Fa...fa...giolo. - Wrong! 20 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,434 Torture! Torture! 21 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,270 Yes! Get up you brat, you made a mistake! 22 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,280 Get off that fat ass! 23 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:52,351 With us, he who errs, pays! Slave, a good whipping! 24 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,196 Let it be music! Come on! 25 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,998 Olé! 26 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,793 Get this! 27 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,071 (Shouts disapproval) 28 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,999 So is this dish! 29 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,872 Good. Good... 30 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,471 ...good! Nothing happened! 31 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,674 Quiet, quiet. Easy! Stop! 32 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,555 Quiet! Shut up! 33 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,957 Down! Drive out this pile of lard. 34 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,473 Lard. 35 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,518 Madam, are you ready? Yes! 36 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:42,429 For a good pea risotto: 37 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,150 (Woman) Rice, peas, butter, salt... 38 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,557 Most important! There... 39 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:53,037 - (Audience) There... - (Presenter) There... 40 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:58,679 - I've got two balls like this! - (Audience) I've got two balls like this! 41 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,679 - Onion. - Bravo! 42 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,111 - Torture! - And it will be so! 43 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:10,030 Do you know the game? Approach. 44 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,232 Those who answer the question can... 45 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,239 ...whip the slave girl! 46 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,193 The whip, thank you. 47 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,152 Ready? 48 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,512 Ready for dyeing? What does it do! 49 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,711 (SHE SCREAMS) 50 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:38,879 (Presenter cries) No! 0 My God! No! 51 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,030 It is not possible! 52 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,552 (Voice off) Okay, perfect! 53 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,353 Thank you! Thank you! 54 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:00,036 I love you my little beasts! 55 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:06,109 - What a pain! - You have to keep ice on it. 56 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:14,671 I'll go get the official. Don't move at all. 57 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,113 Are you hurt, my pretty? Let me see. 58 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:23,109 - It's the kneecap. - Let's hope it's not broken! 59 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,870 They do, so they make it better for you. 60 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,675 - Go to a doctor. - Better the vet! 61 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,474 Stop it, you fool! 62 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,832 - Where did you hurt yourself? - At the roll! 63 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,789 - Can you walk? - I hope. 64 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:45,511 - Do you want a ride home? - Yes, thank you. 65 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,992 I'll go with you, see you later. 66 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,551 Courage, here comes your dancer. 67 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:57,469 - Honey, what's wrong with you? - That pig slaughtered me! 68 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,560 Come on, one more hour of rehearsal And I'll take you home. 69 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,833 Never mind, I'll get a ride. 70 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,795 - I'll drive you home. - No need. 71 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,992 You're in pieces, let's go! 72 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,989 - There is the new myth. - Hello! 73 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,397 That half-lesbian I can't stand her! 74 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,752 - She likes men. - The powerful ones. 75 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,871 Let's go! 76 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,278 The last episode was a disaster. Just do overviews! 77 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:36,792 It is not a documentary. People want to see my emotions.... 78 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,550 It's a talkshow! I have to film the audience as well! 79 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:45,152 - Then you do everything! - They don't want dumb housewives. 80 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,478 They want to see my face! 81 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,909 - Does it hurt? - Will I have a future with this show? 82 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,680 I would like to do more. 83 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:01,113 Everyone starts this way, the important thing is to get noticed. 84 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:06,872 - It is enough to have the qualities. - I have more than most! 85 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:12,234 Then find someone who appreciates what you can do. 86 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,599 Do you have a cigarette? 87 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,079 Can you give me a light? 88 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,555 In this environment... 89 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,753 They all try. Women are envious. Just the ones... 90 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:44,113 ...That they all got a makeover, they say that about me. 91 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,478 I have always been like this... 92 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,037 ...My photos prove it. 93 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:57,955 - You were saying? - By the way, you could see them... 94 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:02,233 - And give me some advice. - Where should I go? 95 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:06,832 Accompany Alessia first who has been feeling ill. 96 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,317 We are on our way, aren't we? 97 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,757 You don't mind, do you, Alessia? 98 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,755 (Amalia) It's okay, don't worry. 99 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:24,510 - She's nervous today. - She's always mad at me. 100 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,714 He wanted a person of his own, but they didn't give it to him. 101 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,436 It is because of that politician that he is here. 102 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,793 Patrizia! This is too much! 103 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:40,829 Ordinary people follow me, not good! 104 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,032 Don't touch me! 105 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:49,350 - Are we ready? Shall we begin? - (Director) Let's record! 106 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:53,758 - (Amalia) Patrizia, a tea! - (Director) Amalia, more to the right. 107 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,553 Like this? 108 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,839 - Smile bitch, who were you with yesterday? - The sound is on! 109 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,670 - No! - Just kidding! 110 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,471 We are on the air! 111 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:11,835 Dear health friends, today we are going to talk about our problems. 112 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:16,079 Those that nag our organism. 113 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:20,911 Remember Wanda? She's back with us. 114 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,750 With an enviable line! 115 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:29,279 Ceno, you are still not perfect.... 116 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:35,791 Do you know why? Because you think you are obese. 117 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,954 No, because you are just fat on the inside. 118 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:46,077 Now, dear friends. let's move on To the vegetable of the day. 119 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,277 Fennel, is it bad for you? 120 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,394 You two, kneel down! 121 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,955 (Director) No, no! 122 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:16,679 You have to hold it, touch it, jealously. Like it was bologna! 123 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,599 Silence you! 124 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,632 Sous." 125 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:25,879 I'm here to advertise to mayonnaise! 126 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,033 Get the fuck out of here! 127 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,916 You have to make a pile! You know the positions, don't you! 128 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,758 Faggots! 129 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,396 You squeeze it, And you lick and don't laugh! 130 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:46,711 The mouth goes to her sex. Stefania ,foot goes on her sex. 131 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:52,398 What are you doing! You're not squeezing the clutch! The foot goes in the pants! 132 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:57,390 You must pull the knife toward you! 133 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,352 Back. 134 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:03,235 Not from this bread! 135 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,434 Try to kiss her And hold the deck high! 136 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,235 You stroke her leg and kiss her! 137 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:15,513 Stefania, smear the mayonnaise on your hand! 138 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:20,396 You kiss! You lick And you hold up the deck! 139 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,311 Set. 140 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:31,518 (Director) That hand on the breast more participant! It's not like it's stracchino! 141 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,719 You more to the right! Go with the mayonnaise! 142 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,719 Lick, lick! 143 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,553 We are done, thank you! 144 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:56,834 I didn't like this picture, it is just vulgar! 145 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:00,590 You are not paid to think. 146 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:06,512 - Instead, I feel like thinking now. - Go drink a beer! 147 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:37,391 - (Beatrice) What a beautiful costume. - (Stefania) It's so pornoshop... 148 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,557 ...how cold... 149 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:44,960 - It must be hard work. - Sometimes I want to be a salesgirl. 150 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:49,472 - Better not, I used to. - What about now? 151 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:53,878 I started studying again. I wanted to sunbathe today. 152 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:58,074 I also have the books but I preferred see you modeling. 153 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:02,274 I am an actress, but I also have to do these things... 154 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:07,475 - ...to get noticed. - And then with all those pretty boys! 155 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:11,036 They are faggots or losers. 156 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:19,351 I prefer that one. How intriguing to me! 157 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,594 - She has beautiful eyes. - And a nice ass. 158 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:29,834 (Director) Stefania! We are leaving leaving, come and get changed! 159 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:34,074 I really don't feel like going back with him, would you give me a ride? 160 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:38,717 Sure, while you're changing I'll take the car. 161 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,514 See you here. 162 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,399 - How much do I pay? - Nothing. 163 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:56,074 - Thank you. What's your name? - Rocco. 164 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,190 Hi, Rocco. 165 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,112 (MUSIC) 166 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,312 (Rocco whistles) 167 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,952 (Alessia's mother sings) 168 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:05,118 - Mom, enough of these fish! - What have you done, you have a face! 169 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,517 A plate came at me. 170 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:12,714 I was accompanied by the official of the transmission. 171 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:18,120 - Did he really accompany you? - He was very kind. 172 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,035 - Did you guys talk? - Yes... 173 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:27,394 But there was also that bitch Milena and she dumped me. 174 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,719 Did she stay with him? You can see how that one helps you! 175 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:37,040 Did you pass up an opportunity like that? Go guard the toilets! 176 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,234 - Mother you say! - Anyone can serve you! 177 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,831 Even a cameraman, it frames you better! 178 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:50,240 You even brought that African here! I can already see you selling lighters! 179 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:55,833 Everything is easy for you, and then Johnny is not African but Caribbean! 180 00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:00,238 - Get me something rather! - I'm going, I'm going! 181 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:05,840 Paolo, open up, your sister has hurt herself! 182 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:12,271 - What do you do all day in the bathroom! - I used to do two push-ups! 183 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:17,270 - All this gymnastics is hurting you! - Don't worry, it won't break! 184 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,471 But go away! 185 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:24,513 At least you could have given an appointment with the official! 186 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,515 Before it ends the broadcast I will review it. 187 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:34,591 To thank him, invite him to dinner. Everything here is so decent! 188 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,191 Except for that beast in there! 189 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,632 So did Rocco have a knack for it? 190 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,876 Not bad for a young man, I would give him 7. 191 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,437 - Do you have a boyfriend? - Yes, he is studying economics. 192 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,200 Maybe we will get married. 193 00:16:56,520 --> 00:17:00,912 A marriage I don't think about it, I have to concentrate on work. 194 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:05,830 I left Verona for this. I have the balls to make it! 195 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:10,477 - You can have both. - You can't understand. 196 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:16,119 In my work you have to always be available. 197 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,678 I have a boyfriend in Verona, if things go wrong. 198 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,271 ...It's like having insurance! 199 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,475 - Now how is the work going? - Very well. 200 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,437 (Stefania). I have to meet with a producer. 201 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,075 He is crazy about me. 202 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:39,274 If he doesn't give me the part, I won't give it to him. 203 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,472 (MUSIC) 204 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,715 - (Man from behind) You are divine! - Thank you! 205 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,914 - (Woman) You have been wonderful. - Thank you. 206 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,949 - Can you give me an autograph? - A pen? 207 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,796 No paper? Then back. 208 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,153 - A- m- a- I- i- a! - Thank you! 209 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,192 Don't wash yourself! 210 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,633 Congratulations on the broadcast. Don't miss it tomorrow night. 211 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,390 I will not miss. I am with Gina. 212 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,477 It's coming. 213 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,272 (Man from behind). Good evening honorable. 214 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:43,318 - (Amalia) Look who it is... - Love, I need to talk to you. 215 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:47,679 - There is a big opportunity for you. - Yes? 216 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,317 Yes, let's talk about it right away, honey. Immediately, love. 217 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,514 - This is not the time. - Now, Amalia. Please. 218 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:02,920 - Congressman how are you? - girls, please! 219 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:09,117 - Careful, they'll snatch it from you. - Go figure, those two shitholes. 220 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,436 - (Woman) Amalia! - Where are we going? 221 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:17,033 Who cares, they're all assholes! We salute our great critic. 222 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:25,590 To witness one's own transformation, from man to myth... 223 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:30,920 Is an amazing experience. Even if... it does not provide excitement. 224 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,714 - How's it going? - Worse now. 225 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,914 (Woman) How funny--you are the usual mentally handicapped person! 226 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,714 Always seductive. 227 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,553 She also seduces me With her intelligence. 228 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,793 Let's move, there are too many half-breeds. 229 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,951 - Amalia! - We'll be in touch! 230 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,991 (doorbell) 231 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,511 Holy crap, already here! 232 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,315 (Doorbell) 233 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,798 Better the scent... 234 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,511 Ah! 235 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,911 (Doorbell) 236 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,910 Here I am! 237 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,910 Coming. 238 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,079 (Male) Hello, you are inform! 239 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,755 - Nice house! - Sorry, I was playing. 240 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:20,672 - Do you want anything? Beer, water... - A glass of water. 241 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:31,193 - Here. - Did you make this one at the circus? 242 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:36,270 No, it's a service I did On the zodiac signs. 243 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:42,112 You know, I am of the lion. I even have it tattooed on me. 244 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,312 - Where? - I can't tell you. 245 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:51,477 - Is he your boyfriend? - No, my brother. 246 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:56,152 I'm not with anyone Because I love everyone. 247 00:21:56,360 --> 00:22:00,115 - What about the producers? - It depends. 248 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,438 If they are like him... 249 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,838 Slowly, how fast we are. 250 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,397 Plan... 251 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,231 If I didn't have all this hair. 252 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,398 ...You would be like him. 253 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:26,833 - How impetuous you are! - What a peach skin...of a little girl. 254 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,236 (Amalia) What a thrill! 255 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,078 (Telephone) 256 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:36,753 (Answering machine) leave a message if you dare." 257 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:43,558 (Voicemail) "Hello, slut, are you giving some blowjobs as usual? 258 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,559 Answer 0 call Vice. 259 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,957 I'm Marcello, the one who has it good." 260 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,633 That's good-keep calm. 261 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,509 You will be perfect. 262 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,634 Be good. 263 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,629 Good... 264 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,954 - Te Intaglio! - (Man) No! 265 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:33,671 Sometimes, to get what you want, you have to be a whore. 266 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:38,434 I like a man of power, when I have sex... 267 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,429 I concede nothing to man, but to myself. 268 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:47,635 Let's face it, successful women owe it to their resourcefulness. 269 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:54,756 I know the rules of the game, it has the right qualities, I can do it. 270 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,678 Fondu Bourguignonne! 271 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:06,510 Doctor, even as a child, Alessia showed a great temperament... 272 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,236 ...and charisma for the world entertainment. 273 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:16,038 He could also do filmmaking; he has a flair for drama. 274 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:21,713 She is not only a showgirl, but she possesses the great gift... 275 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,357 Of being natural. And for TV we know it's important... 276 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,513 ...being themselves. 277 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:34,954 They make Audience--real people, even if they are... 278 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,515 ...illiterate. 279 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:43,238 The important thing is to possess that simplicity that the media likes. 280 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:50,909 (MOTHER ALEXIA) In a television modern one needs people who puncture... 281 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:55,079 the screen. My daughter, could take... 282 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:59,751 ...any broadcast. I'm not saying as an anchor woman ... 283 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,112 A space of its own, for opinions... 284 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,915 ...of a modern girl. She is professional... 285 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,158 ...women like it. It would have a target audience... 286 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,716 ...which is missing from the schedule. 287 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,760 You saved me. 288 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,112 In the next program will there be Alessia? 289 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,711 Of course, Alessia is great at it! 290 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,676 - Will he have a leading role? - Yes ... yes ... 291 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:35,193 On the couch you will be more comfortable, I'm going to tidy up. 292 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,358 Take care... 293 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:44,078 Come kitten. 294 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,795 Sweetheart... of God! 295 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,832 God! 296 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,672 How wild you are. 297 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,633 (He groans) 298 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:12,831 (PAUL SINGS) 299 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,353 They ate everything. 300 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:22,349 (PAOLO HUMS) 301 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,469 Yes ... yes ... 302 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,718 The truth is that I go in phases, now it's a messy time. 303 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:50,710 I like boys, but I suffer the charm of the mature man 304 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,514 With personality. 305 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:58,590 Maybe I face life with lightly, and I am very lucky. 306 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,395 The era of majorities is over! 307 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,753 Boobs are no longer enough, brains are also needed. 308 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:12,160 To my daughter I say, "Beauty counts and success passes." 309 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:17,196 It should be exploited in a modern way, with an entrepreneurial spirit. 310 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,914 I'll take care of that! 311 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:24,114 (Singing) 312 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:30,516 - Didn't you have to go out? - I'll eat something and maybe go out later. 313 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,951 - I'm waiting for people. - Even tonight? 314 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:39,360 Yes, and if you want to eat, you better you go out. One person has to come. 315 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,751 Understood. 316 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,597 If he didn't smoke the cigar it would be better, there is such a stench in the house! 317 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,436 - If it would do any good. - It serves... 318 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,110 ...with your salary we pay only the gas. 319 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:57,716 It's late, it's coming. 320 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,877 What are you doing! Please stay the sign. 321 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,397 - Good evening, how are you doing? - Good, my wife is waiting for you. 322 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:38,432 - How beautiful you are! - Never mind... indeed... 323 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,871 I am more tired than usual. 324 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,598 It's for you. 325 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,479 Original... 326 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,671 - To what do I owe the gift? - I wanted to celebrate with you. 327 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:13,397 I became an adviser of our television station. 328 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,638 Well, all you have to do is talk with the general manager. 329 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,912 - No problem. - I'm tired... 330 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:26,717 ...of being a crusader To those sleazy little women. 331 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,993 - I want prime time. - I'll call the director right now. 332 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,233 I have the private number. 333 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,238 Here... 334 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,837 Hello. 335 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,032 (MUSIC) 336 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:05,075 Boy, are you hot! 337 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,070 Hello beautiful, what are you doing later? 338 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,470 Is she a foreigner? You try. 339 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,833 What a friend! What she would do to him! What a bone! 340 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,279 Look at that! 341 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,279 Look at them! 342 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:35,351 Come on, they are busy... 343 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,710 (Stefania and Beatrice laugh) 344 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,270 (Stefania). Hey! 345 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:47,115 - Don't you really want to dance? - I'd rather watch you! 346 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:52,514 Don't be like this, for once we we come here you want to ruin everything. 347 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:57,152 - Make an effort. - I do it for more important things. 348 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,354 Don't dine to stay In a place of high. 349 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,789 - And with dinner people. - But it was a game! 350 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:15,391 - It's just that you don't like Stefania. - She lives in a different way than we do. 351 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,714 (Stefania). This is Antonio. 352 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,470 You can't stand here with these faces! 353 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,912 - Give him a drink. - He doesn't drink. 354 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,317 He doesn't drink, he doesn't laugh, but at least...? 355 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,599 - We go, he is tired. - I stay with him. 356 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,440 See you tomorrow, bye. 357 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,636 Wait for me! 358 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,800 (Rocco) Hello, do you remember me? I'm Rocco. 359 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,198 Ah, Rocco, I didn't recognized you in this darkness. 360 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,791 - I'm glad to see you. - What? 361 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,710 - I have been thinking about you a lot. - Let's move from here, it's better. 362 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,594 For me it was not a parenthesis, but an important thing. 363 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,997 Please see me again. 364 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,875 If I had to stay with you, I would have stayed in Verona. 365 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:43,070 You are nice, your words make me pleasure, but now... 366 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,874 ...I have to think of something else. 367 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,430 Hi, Rocco. 368 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,518 Do I give it to him or do I not give it to him? Do I give it to him or do I not give it to him? 369 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,514 Do I give it to him or... 370 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,917 ...I don't give it to him? I'll give it to him... 371 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,758 ...he gives it to them anyway! 372 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,278 - But Alessia? - She'll still be with the nigger! 373 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,553 - He says he feels it well in his skin. - So does the choreographer. 374 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,036 It is not possible! 375 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,312 - Is it Alessia? - But it's not her! 376 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:30,912 It's her, you can tell by the panties two lira panties she's wearing! 377 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,635 Let me read: 378 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,471 "Throw away the slave tunic, the valet of Colosseum, confesses: 379 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:44,277 - "I am an emerging diva." - "Floating rather. 380 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,474 "I think my inner self is my best part." 381 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,194 Mom, isn't that the best? 382 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,153 - (Male voice) Alessia! - I have to go... 383 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,752 ...Today we have the minister of I don't know what... Pirletti I think. 384 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,998 Poletti, you are right! 385 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,198 Is it that powerful? Yes, I see it on the broadcast. 386 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:12,038 All right, mom, I'll do what I can. I'll call you later, bye. 387 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,433 Thank you for the applause! Thank you! 388 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,672 But let's hear now... 389 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,396 What our minestrone offers us! 390 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:33,073 Minister Poletti. Etti...etti...etti. 391 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,718 The "League of Autonomous Men" originated from a thought... 392 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:44,518 ...by a process highly spiritual. 393 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,678 After the technological development... 394 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:52,113 and cultural, with its contradictions for the individual... 395 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,436 the League... 396 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:59,111 Let's all make a nice "league"! 397 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,679 I was going to fall down! Anyway good job! 398 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,118 Bravo! 399 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,999 Here they are again! 400 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,151 Of these four characters. 401 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,876 ...Which of these would you maul? 402 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,118 Ah... 403 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,272 What happened? 404 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,351 - Say, what's going on? - But. 405 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,157 Say. 406 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,394 We take advantage of the momentary collapse of the minister's... 407 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,070 ...to send me the advertisement! 408 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,197 Amalia. 409 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,519 - How are you doing? - How are you doing? 410 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:08,350 I tried to call you twice. 411 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,519 - I also left a message. - Yes, I remember that. 412 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,519 Now I'm being a magician. 413 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,997 Amber ba, amber bu! 414 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,079 Bravo, keep up the good work. 415 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,955 - You know how many arrows I have in my bow. - Yes... 416 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,312 The director aflends her. She kindly... 417 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,751 - I can wait. - Practice." 418 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,832 - Have a seat. - Thank you. 419 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,874 - How are you doing? - I could only receive it today. 420 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,311 I have meetings, decisions to make... 421 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,832 and I get recommendations of all kinds. Anyway, tell me. 422 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:09,877 As you know, the program I lead has gotten very good results... 423 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,596 ...Despite the unhappy schedule. 424 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,670 - But I didn't want to talk to her about that. - I know she has a proposal for me. 425 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:23,272 I received pressure from your friend Congressman, he is very fond of her. 426 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:28,514 Yes, perhaps it was even too much perhaps given our... 427 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,440 ...simple knowledge... 428 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,278 ...professional. 429 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,398 Well... 430 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,559 Here is my proposal. 431 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,430 The idea is very original, it is a topic that is very much in vogue today. 432 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,313 Anthropology. 433 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,754 Treated intelligently, games, quizzes, guests... 434 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,349 I could dance to the theme song. 435 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:06,317 I will read it, but this year the schedule does not provide funds.... 436 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,591 ...for programs. 437 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,634 Do you see how many very intelligent and recommended? 438 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,909 I will let you know. 439 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,678 - Put me to the test. - You have to be patient. 440 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,793 More on this later. 441 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,154 Goodbye. 442 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,239 - (Amalia) Excuse me! - (He groans) 443 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,477 How careless. 444 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,356 It is nothing. 445 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,834 It is nothing. 446 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,629 (Telephone) 447 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,833 (Secretary). Yes, director? 448 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,789 - Amalia, get in touch. - Hi. 449 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,514 You wait. 450 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,712 The director wants to see her. 451 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:20,433 I have reconsidered your proposal. There may be possibilities. 452 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:30,115 She does not know that she possesses the key To open many doors. 453 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:35,036 I appreciate your appreciation. I will reciprocate your willingness. 454 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:40,035 His program on anthropology is interesting. 455 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,230 - We can talk about it in private. - Sure, with pleasure. 456 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,389 You will see, it will be very exciting -- anthropology. 457 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,270 (The director groans) 458 00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:00,756 I use femininity As men use manhood. 459 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,750 They speak of my success and not that of mediocre men. 460 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,954 Feminism has served no purpose. If a woman is successful 461 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,996 it's not because of intelligence, tenacity, insight, but because she is a whore. 462 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:20,718 Those who rail against me lacks ambition and courage. 463 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,595 I did not live under the feet Of the powerful, indeed... 464 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,077 I always found an understanding with them. 465 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,751 (Doorbell) 466 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,834 Coming! Just a moment! 467 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,111 Here I am! 468 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,029 - Hello! - (Beatrice) How elegant you look! 469 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,596 - I need these! - But it's not New Year's Eve. 470 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,791 They bring me good. 471 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,437 - Where are we going? - Cavicchioli has arrived in Rome. 472 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,759 I was asked to pen a friend And I thought of you. 473 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,316 Even if you don't be an actress it will please you and then ... 474 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,639 - These are interesting people. - I can't come. 475 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,756 - Why? - Dressed like that? 476 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,316 I will give you something. 477 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:25,160 This for example is nice--no, it makes you fat, better to avoid. 478 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,790 Wait until I find one... 479 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,675 Turn around for a second. No, you slap them. 480 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,274 If I find the one I say-there it is! 481 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:41,394 Yes, it is perfect for you! Turn around... 482 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,394 Yes! The shoes... 483 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,635 - Here you go. - Thank you. 484 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,834 - Come on, quick. Finish getting me ready. - All right. 485 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,550 - But who is this ... Anvils? - Ankles! 486 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,873 Big shot! 487 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,194 Many actresses owe their success to him. 488 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,594 - Where did you meet him? - I have never seen him. 489 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,713 He saw me and wants to meet me! 490 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,230 What are you doing! Stop. 491 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,796 This goes like this! 492 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,113 - Sure? - Very sure. 493 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:33,440 Stand like this-let me see you. Off with the nun's tail. 494 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,632 - So? - I feel like another one. 495 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,195 Now you look like a woman. 496 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:45,112 But weren't you going to make a movie with that producer you told me about? 497 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:51,840 Yes, but he made me a proposal too sleazy. We don't talk about it. 498 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:58,639 - Let's talk about it. - Here the ugly actresses are good. 499 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:03,516 If she is pleasing she is a goose, in America beauty is not an obstacle. 500 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:07,998 Women make movies as protagonists and are successful. 501 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:12,433 In Italy they pay 10,000 liras to see a flat clam. 502 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,756 They already have the wife! 503 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,994 - What do you think about it? - I - I don't know much about it. 504 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,437 - But do you go to the movies? - Yes. 505 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,479 Tell us your opinion. 506 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,754 Stefania is right, bad American actresses... 507 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,679 ...have faces... 508 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,759 ...are more expressive. 509 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,555 Right. You with those eyes And that mouth... 510 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:45,597 - ...You would have great possibilities. - No, I already have problems at the university. 511 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,952 Sorry. 512 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,471 - Accompany me, please. - Yes. 513 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,280 - How do you find him? - Who? 514 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,110 - You talked to him all night. - He's nice. 515 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,311 - Do it. - What! 516 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,115 All night long you've been fooling around with him. 517 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,200 What are you saying, I just tried to be nice. 518 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,598 What I had to do, I know it's important for your work. 519 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,678 You should have sent this! 520 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:33,235 - Mom, it won't do any good! - You sent the wrong one! 521 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,273 You should have sent the Fregene video. 522 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,677 (Alessia) It will only serve to fuck me up! 523 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:44,033 He is an important man, he has his hands full! 524 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:48,029 But some things they don't care about! 525 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:54,714 Any man likes them, even the most serious man likes to find out certain things. 526 00:44:54,920 --> 00:45:00,472 But he if you really want to know has a little bit of a problem! 527 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,599 Try it anyway. 528 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,151 Program everything and you ruin it! 529 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:12,912 You always want to be right because 20 years ago you sang in Aida! 530 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:17,557 - I have a right to have my own ideas! - If I were a little intelligent! 531 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:22,111 You can see your results! 532 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,837 They all run away, you don't have a shred of a husband beside you! 533 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:31,511 - He's dumped you, too! - You have a "Vu fuck" near you! 534 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:35,953 What can he give you? It doesn't even have a mat.... 535 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,595 ...to sell! 536 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,512 - Damn you! - That's not what counts! 537 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,997 He does not criticize me and understands me! 538 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:50,512 - He has nothing but a real man! - Then marry him! 539 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:55,112 Buy yourself a sleeping bag And go to sleep at the traffic lights. 540 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,391 You will be a servant to the third world! 541 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,352 (Telephone) 542 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,552 Paul, pick up the phone! 543 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,149 Stop it! Stop it! 544 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,034 Yes? Shut up a little! 545 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,356 Alessia. 546 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,439 - Who is he? - I don't know. 547 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,154 Yes, that's me. 548 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,230 Yes, that's fine. Thank you. 549 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,319 - Who is. - The room... 550 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,796 - Whose? - Boh... 551 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:38,878 - Was it him? - The minister wants to meet with me. 552 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:43,756 My child, you will listen to me now, won't you? Yes? 553 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,110 Yes, Mom. 554 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,832 Race. 555 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,393 Live from HQ. 556 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,389 As you can see, the situation is turning to the worst. 557 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:21,869 The dead are numbered by the dozens. Among them, many women and children. 558 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,919 With us is the base commander. 559 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,918 Stop. 560 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:34,236 This is ridiculous. A camel interviewing a general? 561 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,399 It was unheard of. 562 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,232 Are we ushering in a new era? 563 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,751 - Give me more material. - It's all here. 564 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:49,909 That's the most important point! That imbecile operator! 565 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:54,114 - He couldn't do any better. - No, he is clueless! 566 00:47:54,320 --> 00:48:00,350 Meanwhile, I lose out. Don't let me see him again, 0 here he won't work anymore. 567 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:15,036 Here are the phone calls received. He has Congressman Rolli several times. 568 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:20,758 What a torment! They are not there for him. Take the material to view. 569 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,952 Yes? Yes, thank you. 570 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,112 Hi, Gina, did you see it too? 571 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:33,235 Only a failed gionalist can invent that we are lovers. 572 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,750 I'll fix it! 573 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:40,989 I will talk to the director. He does anything for me. 574 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,150 - That material?! - Congressman Rolli... 575 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:57,196 For him I am not there! I'm gone. Make up whatever you want. 576 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:02,076 Call the general manager, say it's me... 577 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,079 ...they will pass it on to him. 578 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:17,753 Trallallì, trallallà Fried fish and codfish! 579 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,798 (Voicemail messages) "Hi, this is Beatrice. Are you there? 580 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:28,559 Why didn't you call me back? Again about the story at the restaurant? 581 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,718 Call me." 582 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,356 "I'm Cavicchioli, I'm in Rome..." 583 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,315 I'll drop by, he has good news." 584 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:47,517 "I'm mom, I'm taking the train And tonight I'm there at your place.... 585 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,872 - ...Hello!" - No, what a mess! 586 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:57,479 Beatrice, it's me. Be arriving my mother from Verona and Cavicchioli. 587 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:03,710 Yes, she wants to come tonight. But my mother is also coming.... 588 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,480 ...would you keep her company? 589 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:11,112 There is a pizza place nearby, when you come back it will be gone. 590 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:16,313 Thank you, she was sure that she could count on you. 591 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:23,559 Stefania is very busy with the director of the next film. 592 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:28,516 - They were rehearsing the script tonight. - She's a good girl... 593 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,155 ...succeeds in everything. 594 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:36,634 At home she lacked nothing, but she wanted to come to Rome 595 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,514 at all costs 596 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:42,394 To realize his dream. 597 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,998 Nice this place, did you know it? 598 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,959 No, it opened recently. 599 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,230 Ah... 600 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,109 They are nice people, look how they smile. 601 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,594 Yes. 602 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:18,790 - Love, do you want anything else? - No, thank you. 603 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:24,152 It was good "Salad appeals to you on the fly"? 604 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,873 Good! 605 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,715 They are also good pussy beans... 606 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,356 ...are our specialty. 607 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,632 I know bird beans. 608 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,639 No! We don't do those! 609 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,398 Boh. 610 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,594 (GUNFIRE AND SOUND) 611 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,880 - Who is he? - Maybe someone who sings in clubs. 612 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,111 (MUSIC) 613 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,760 (WOMAN LAUGHS) 614 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,476 - What a good boy! - Yes. 615 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:06,315 - I thought you weren't coming anymore. - I feel like being with you. 616 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,599 You are beautiful. 617 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,477 What are you doing? It's late. 618 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:23,673 I'm here to tell you that that movie is going to be made. Are you happy? 619 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:28,109 Be still. 620 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,909 In bed, I am the macho one. 621 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,952 Relax. Down... 622 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,072 (APPLAUSE) 623 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,636 - The hairs! - Shut up. 624 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,599 (LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE) 625 00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,795 - Better get going. - All right. 626 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,320 - No, mom! Are you here already? - Yes! 627 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:24,715 - I didn't finish. How did it go? - Very well! 628 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,951 Do you mind waiting in the kitchen? 629 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,194 - Script requirements. - Brava. Still rehearsing? 630 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:37,030 These are the last lines, the director is demanding. 631 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:41,632 - Be sure to put your best foot forward! - Yes, mother. 632 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,798 - Make a good impression! - Yes. 633 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,231 Thank you, Mom, you are a treasure. 634 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:59,918 - Would you like some coffee? - I could use some chamomile tea. 635 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:05,035 You see me like this, but I'm so nervous about Stefania. 636 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:09,752 - Let's hope it works. - (Off-camera Scream Man) 637 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:14,955 - But what happens? - They rehearse dramatic scenes. 638 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:20,400 Let's watch some television. You know, they rehearse the dialogues.... 639 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,072 Ah, the dialogues. 640 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,675 (Television) I hoped you would have good luck in Argentina. I'm sorry. 641 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,713 Macché you're sorry, Marco! 642 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:35,629 Did you think I would marry Cecil? 643 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,200 The dialogues... 644 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,755 He left. 645 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:58,353 - Did he understand anything? - No, everything went well. 646 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,837 - Asleep. - Let's move. 647 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,151 It's a cover letter, I have to give it to the director at the audition. 648 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,113 - He said. - Shh! 649 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,517 ...that I won't have any problems. Listen... 650 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:22,318 She will be the main character in the film, she has all the requirements... 651 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,638 - ...You will agree with me. - Let me see. 652 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:46,518 - Good acting. - I had not seen it! 653 00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,712 - Have a seat. - Thank you. 654 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:54,753 - Do you really like her? - She is very expressive. 655 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:59,557 His acting is charged with naturalism. 656 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,910 There was a feeling with nature. 657 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:18,591 Interesting is the contrast of its body with the roughness of the sand. 658 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:24,836 I like peace, love, I am only able to pick a flower. 659 00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:32,679 With poetry mom helped me, with costumes my aunt... 660 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,750 ...and a dancer friend of mine with the choreography, soundtrack and direction. 661 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:42,910 Suggestive! His poem contains a high message of peace. 662 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,272 The impact with nature is strong. 663 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:56,831 This scene came out badly, it must be a directing error. 664 00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,591 It had to be that way. 665 00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:11,031 - Shall we put on some music? - Sorry, but I don't have a gramophone. 666 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:26,358 (Television) "That bouquet of flowers That comes from the mountain... 667 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,159 Coming from the mount..." 668 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,400 (Honorable). Mah... I say... 669 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,160 But what does it do? 670 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:34,191 But where did they end up? Ah! What a jerk. 671 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:45,714 With the time I put in to put them in. 672 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:50,671 - Come on, give me my panties back. - No, no... 673 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,679 - ...Still... - Good... 674 01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:57,475 - Don't leave me. - Good... 675 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,075 Do you love me? 676 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:05,717 - Tell me you love me. - Yes, dinners. 677 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:10,835 Shhh... I dine that I love you, but give me back my panties. 678 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:31,429 Hi, Amalia. Number 3 is great. 679 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:35,520 For goodness sake, if I see a horse I'm going to cry. 680 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:44,911 - (Man} Hello. - You also here... 681 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:48,192 - My friend. - Pleasure. 682 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:54,957 - Do you write an article? - You know ... there are the usual people ... 683 01:01:55,280 --> 01:02:00,639 - You do not go unnoticed. - You are the usual liar. 684 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:06,679 I think he wanted to meet me. Is he a journalist? 685 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:11,230 It's okay for you, it's tasteless. 686 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,519 Then you are still alive. 687 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,630 Gambi the horse to ride? 688 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,913 How vulgar you are, always revealing your peasant origins. 689 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,516 How did he take it... 690 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:44,271 the general manager when they took him out? 691 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,589 - What? - He doesn't know but his minutes are numbered. 692 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,314 He will run a nursing home. 693 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,717 So you will cure yourself of the next nervous breakdown. 694 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:58,072 You speak out of envy; you are a mediocre person. 695 01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,239 Everything is perfectly fine. 696 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,955 (Go! 697 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:14,719 So it doesn't go, number 3 seemed unbeatable, instead it is a disappointment. 698 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,680 - What do you have? - I'm looking for a phone. 699 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,076 I'll get it for you. 700 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:28,798 - I saw you, what happened? - That man is always unpleasant. 701 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,589 It still stings him. 702 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,758 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 703 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,720 Hello? Could I speak with the general manager? 704 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:48,274 Urgent. 705 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:52,794 Is it not possible? But do you understand who I am? 706 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,515 My number? He's got it-he's got it. 707 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,558 Thank you. 708 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:13,476 - Where have you been? - I even shaved my tongue! 709 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:17,230 - You will be perfect for the audition. - Let's hope so. 710 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:22,435 I also went to the gynecologist. Nothing escapes that director. 711 01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:26,634 - I know he is very unscrupulous. - He is a genius! 712 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,674 - This is a dream opportunity! - What time is the audition? 713 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:34,874 At 3 o'clock, I have yet to pick up the stage dress. 714 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:40,553 It's all low-cut in front and transparent. 715 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:44,151 With lots of poppies, below and above. 716 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:49,116 - Remember the letter for the director. - I have it in the bag. 717 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,676 (Beatrice) What will you have to do at the audition? 718 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:58,995 Not if, I think the director more than anything else wants to see... 719 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:03,319 ...my body. I told you. That he never saw me. 720 01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,598 If you will stand undressed the dress you don't need. 721 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,950 Indeed! 722 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,358 To get into the part better... 723 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:16,076 ...the stage dress helps with the acting. 724 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:21,434 You're not an actress, there are things you can't you can understand her. It's too important. 725 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:25,356 I have to take something off, don't I? 726 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,678 Of course. 727 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,669 I would stay but unfortunately they are waiting for me at home. 728 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:35,874 Go, I have a couple of hours here then I run to the tailor shop. 729 01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:39,914 I'll call you tonight. Good luck. 730 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,997 Crepe. 731 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,237 - Hi. - Hi. 732 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,399 (Doorbell) 733 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:04,594 - Is my mother at home? - Yes, she is with her aunt. 734 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:10,195 Alessia, love! What a joy, is a great joy! 735 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:15,110 - Hello, Auntie! - See what a beautiful dress I made for you? 736 01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,312 On you it is even more beautiful! 737 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:22,718 50 how it enhances ... And always make you beautiful. 738 01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:26,356 Hurry up, you have to get ready tonight. 739 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:31,316 - A ma, it's still one o'clock. - You have to call the minister back. 740 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:35,479 - We saw each other 2 hours ago! - We were looking at... 741 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:40,914 - ...your interview. - Well done, you answered very well! 742 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:45,717 (Paolo, turn off the TV, I have something important to tell you. 743 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,276 - (Aunt) What? - (Alessia) Let's go to the table. 744 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,909 It's done! 745 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:06,518 She will star in a television movie. 746 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,996 What a joy! 747 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:11,390 4 episodes! 748 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:15,309 Let's read the script first. Who is the director? 749 01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,319 I don't remember that. 750 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,596 But I'm hungry! 751 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:26,351 - But is there a ballet? - Hardly, it's a dramatic film.... 752 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:31,475 - ...I'm a nurse. - A nurse! 753 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:34,957 I fall in love with a jockey Who falls off his horse! 754 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:37,436 - I could do... - The horse! 755 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:42,237 You ride the jockey, so you can keep riding it. 756 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,319 Why, do they ride together? 757 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:49,434 In this family we recycle everything. 758 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,951 Let's not get caught up by enthusiasm. 759 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:57,199 - Let's think about it, we could produce it ourselves. - What? 760 01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:02,190 We will also think about costumes, we will make a holding company! 761 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,995 Your aunt has a knitting shop! In fact. 762 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:09,238 ...we will call it "Alessia Couture"! 763 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,558 I make all the arrangements! 764 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:18,319 You have forgotten the perfume, everyone has it! 765 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,716 Good idea... 766 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:24,390 ...We will come up with an exotic name! 767 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,319 - Sandokan! - More feminine! 768 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,639 - Ferla of the East! - But if erotic names go! 769 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,078 Let's see. 770 01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:38,069 - ...We could call it... - Sto' cazzo! 771 01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,193 (Alessia) The usual idiot! 772 01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,437 Cab! 773 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:11,675 - I should pick up a dress. - Which dress? 774 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,872 The one with the poppies. 775 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:19,916 - It will be ready soon. - All right, thank you. 776 01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,989 (Stefania). What are you doing! 777 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,999 Go to hell! 778 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,999 Do something! 779 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,751 It's not like I'm a can- guru. He doesn't see that traffic. 780 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,394 Indeed! 781 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:57,078 Wait here. 782 01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:01,109 - Finally. - I'll wrap it up for you. 783 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,789 (Intercom) 784 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,833 - Who is it? - Stefania. 785 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,554 - Get in. - Thank you. 786 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,752 - Wait. - I'm in a hurry. 787 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:35,274 Ma'am, help me, call someone! 788 01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:37,153 Ma'am! 789 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,478 But there is no one there! Shit! 790 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:43,471 Help! 791 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:48,078 (Director) Get on the bed, nice ass. That's it, good girl. 792 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:51,996 Lie back and relax. 793 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:56,319 Now uncover your ass, uncover it, please! 794 01:10:56,520 --> 01:11:00,753 That's better. Now rub your thighs together. 795 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:04,271 Bravo, but show me your ass! 796 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:07,916 And you frame it deeper! 797 01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:11,750 Come on, rub your thighs together like this.... 798 01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:15,033 Well done... so... 799 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,434 I want to go out! 800 01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:20,870 Calm down. 801 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,469 Help me! 802 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:29,629 Thank you! 803 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:34,233 - Give me the dress now! - It has already been picked up. 804 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:37,512 - He's in Cinecittà. - Dammit! 805 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:45,115 - Can it go faster? - I run! 806 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:52,950 - There is a young lady for you. - who is it? 807 01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:57,119 - I don't. - Right now. Hold on a second! 808 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:08,950 It's okay, it's all right. 809 01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:12,869 - I would like to audition. - You're doing great. 810 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:16,357 - I'll get back to you. - Am I doing well? 811 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:19,074 Yes, but now I have dated. 812 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:24,634 - Wow! Thank you. - Don't worry, I'll call you i... 813 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,789 If we are to work together, he needs to know how you are. 814 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,517 Total trust between us. Do you have underarm hair? 815 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,234 - Yes. - Don't cut them off. 816 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:42,115 What a nice, happy, expressive ass! 817 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,516 Enchant! 818 01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:48,512 The ass never lies. 819 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,551 Find? 820 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:59,189 I don't see any contradictions in what I do. You can have a family... 821 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:03,837 ...of values but also desire exciting things. No use denying it. 822 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:08,989 You don't turn down certain opportunities, Today you will get nothing 823 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:13,592 If you wait for them to fall from the sky. You have to look for it, catch them 824 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:18,431 With grit and cynicism, they might as well do it to you. 825 01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:23,237 It is forbidden to be naive, they punish you mercilessly. 826 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:26,478 Better to repent than regret. 827 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,514 (Someone hums) 828 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:24,595 - Who are you? - I... I'm a friend... 829 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:29,192 I understand, but your place Is in the servant's bathroom. 830 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:32,950 - Send her away! - Better servant than whore! 831 01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:35,515 Send her away! 832 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:39,395 No hysterics. Let's be normal people! 833 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:44,470 - Let go! - Let us compose ourselves as rational beings! 834 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:48,992 - He has courage to take her to my house! - It's my house, too! 835 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:54,229 I have the right. Do you have any idea what I have endured for your career? 836 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:58,149 I will have fun Like your friends with you. 837 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:03,230 That one is not so different dates. It just has less ambition! 838 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:09,312 Let's close this shitty story, it has lasted far too long. 839 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:13,714 Whatever, puts her away and I will go with her. 840 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:18,914 So you can go sleep with whomever you need. 841 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:30,356 - How is it? Is it too much? - No! 842 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,996 Who cares, it's our night! 843 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,397 Mom, I'm too excited! 844 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,991 He will announce my film in front of everyone! 845 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,919 Dear, dear! 846 01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:47,670 - Mom, the bow. - Come I'll choke you. 847 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:51,874 - Did you call the minister? - I just called him... 848 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,118 ...to thank him for that! 849 01:15:55,320 --> 01:16:00,554 Roberta. Don't thank him too much or he will tighten the bag. 850 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:06,751 - How have you combined? - He's Caribbean, he can afford it. 851 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,190 (Mother) At our expense! 852 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:13,189 - A gentleman asks for you. - (Mother) Who is he? 853 01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:16,392 - Are you waiting for someone? - No. 854 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:38,195 - Do you remember me? - Dad. 855 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,397 Your father? 856 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,952 - May I? - What a surprise. 857 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,756 - With the glasses you look cool! - You're no joke yourself! 858 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,799 - Johnny. - Who is this Moor? 859 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,396 Family friend. 860 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:59,317 - Now he shows up again, the infamous one! - You're there, too, little sister. 861 01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:01,875 You placed yourself here. 862 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,834 One does what one can. 863 01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:08,829 It has ruined your existence, but I had... 864 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,509 ...courage to come. 865 01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:15,350 I've been gone a few years, alone like a dog. 866 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:21,349 Whatever, 10 years. What has been has been. I neglected a daughter.... 867 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:26,520 Okay, 2, work mail Was taking me far away. 868 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,592 It happens in any family! 869 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:34,555 However, I am here Because I love you. 870 01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:38,555 And I think my daughter needs me... 871 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,956 Do vobis. 872 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:49,876 Dad...how I've missed you! 873 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,837 What stuff. 874 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:56,915 - Stella mia! - Of fathers there is one, unfortunately. 875 01:17:57,120 --> 01:18:01,398 Come here, my lady. My madame. 876 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:05,753 How are you? Don't be infamous, come on. 877 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:16,591 It may be. but it takes a man in this house. 878 01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:21,875 - Don't cry, my beauty. - Don't worry, there's room for everyone. 879 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:24,714 You've seen through it! 880 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:32,910 Nando Crass, the most unscrupulous! Tell us something. 881 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,919 Long live the ass, minus yours, right? 882 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:42,116 - Miss Bigodin! - She is not giving interviews tonight. 883 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:52,595 One moment, and what will it be! All To see 4 wretches. 884 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:58,558 Still they invite her, and she even smiles. It's the last catwalk she does. 885 01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,237 You are welcome. 886 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:06,560 Here? There must be a mistake. Get me the press agent. 887 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,832 - I don't know where it is. - You're looking for it! 888 01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:12,839 I'm going to look it up. 889 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:31,239 - Adriana. - It's Amalia. 890 01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:33,431 - Who. - Amalia. 891 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:37,429 They fired the director general general manager of television. 892 01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,519 She was the friend, poor thing. 893 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:45,717 Excuse me, Ms. Amalia creates problems for the seats. 894 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,911 Send her to shit! 895 01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,118 Come. 896 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:57,036 - Hi, how are you? - I'm sorry but they are busy. 897 01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:03,392 Madam, the press office is busy. Your seats are those. 898 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,830 I'll be right over. 899 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:14,000 - Have a seat, that's your seat. - There are two of us. 900 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,714 We huddle together. 901 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:20,754 They invited me to another table, do you mind if I go? 902 01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,554 No, have fun. 903 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,950 (Print) A kiss! 904 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,639 More intimate. So... 905 01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:43,832 (APPLAUSE) 906 01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:58,718 The road to freedom also passes through a kiss. 907 01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:02,754 - You say well! - You are welcome, dear. 908 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:13,355 Future plans? 909 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:19,638 She will be the star in Nando Crass' next film. 910 01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:24,477 - They take pictures, but you never eat. - We think of work first. 911 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:28,469 We try to give a good image. Take off your glasses... 912 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:31,240 ...the police are no longer looking for you. 913 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:35,714 I always follow her, I find her programs interesting. 914 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:40,676 - But does it always go live? - Sometimes. 915 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:45,149 I am also an actress but I'm just starting out. 916 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:49,473 - Are you married? - I was. 917 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:54,880 - Did she come alone? - No, with a friend. She is barking there. 918 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:59,039 - I'd like to make a movie with you. - Yes? 919 01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:02,039 How's your ass? 920 01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:07,513 Bitches are the most loyal friends of women. Did you not know that? 921 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:17,716 - Singer? You have had your role. - Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 922 01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:22,596 It's a small part, but I'll have you do a few more poses. 923 01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:27,631 - I'm not the main character? - No, honey. 924 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:32,198 It's a small part, but pregnant, a cameo, you know? 925 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:36,513 But what cameo, you said that there was no problem! 926 01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:40,350 In the letter I was supposed to be the protagonist. 927 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:45,873 In the letter, our friend recommended a small role. 928 01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:52,315 You got it, you should be happy. Believe me -- it's very, very pretty. 929 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,518 (Father) And leave it! (Mother) I'm sick of it. 930 01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,313 (Paul) Let's toast! 931 01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:02,512 (MUSIC) 932 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:11,232 (APPLAUSE) Thank you, Thank you! 933 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:13,512 Thank you! 934 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:17,955 (Aunt) Does it take gasoline To make you applaud? 935 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:23,275 Welcome to this great celebration Of film and television! 936 01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:25,915 (Presenter) I am proud... 937 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:30,956 - Who do they photograph? Do you know her? - She will be yet another bitch. 938 01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:35,279 (Presenter) Even in a show you have to make culture... 939 01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:40,600 - I need to know. Who's going to help me? - What the fuck are you doing! 940 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,599 (Presenter) Let's start with a surprise. 941 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:48,920 Dear audience, I need a warm and hearty applause as you... 942 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:52,750 ...is Lisa Bigodin! 943 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,874 A miracle of mother nature! 944 01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:01,516 You look wonderful, thank you for being here. 945 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:05,031 You are so cute! Thank you all! 946 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:10,030 I am very excited because she will be the protagonist of a screenplay... 947 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:15,314 - .. "the life of Joan of Arc!" - It's wonderful, it's wonderful! 948 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:18,239 "The Life of Joan of Arc!" 949 01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:24,550 So much meat at the stake! We salute the future saint of cinema Lisa Bigodin! 950 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:29,914 I am looking forward to reviewing the rerun! I must have been filmed with her! 951 01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:31,713 Yes. 952 01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:35,959 It is important to come here, you meet nice people! 953 01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:37,719 Yes. 954 01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:41,754 It is important to me. Do you think I will succeed? 955 01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,873 - Definitely. - Is he leaving? 956 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,640 I'll be right back. 957 01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:52,391 Here is an outstanding guest, the writer Aldo Busi! 958 01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:55,632 A round of applause! 959 01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:59,152 (APPLAUSE) 960 01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:04,354 We are proud to have here with us an artist... 961 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:09,509 - ...honoring us all over the world. - Such is life! 962 01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:14,920 Some people wait for culture And those who bury it. I fuck with it. 963 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:19,149 Introducing his book. Where is the camera... 964 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:24,753 Here it is, "Feeling women." Aldo Busi. But what do women say? 965 01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:29,193 Nothing, the female gender Is a neurovegetative blunder. 966 01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:34,679 To understand culture, one must understand males. I am here to show you that. 967 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:39,837 - No, we know him very well! - But why? 968 01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,317 Gentlemen. "Feel the women!" 969 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,560 Aldo Busi, a round of applause! 970 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,037 Thank you! 971 01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:54,916 A little while ago I promised you a big political figure. 972 01:25:55,120 --> 01:26:00,354 With us is the minister, the Honorable Del Monaco! A round of applause! 973 01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:04,632 But don't people ever eat? They only eat. 974 01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:08,800 My feet are like loaves of bread, I'll soon take off my shoes! 975 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:15,549 Minister, now a serious question. What does cinema represent to you? 976 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:19,515 Cinema is an instrument of democracy... 977 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:24,317 ...which is used to express freedom of thought. 978 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,799 - But who is he? - It's Busi. He has succeeded again. 979 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,799 (APPLAUSE) 980 01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:36,998 What a filthy man! 981 01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:41,354 - Busi, I have a role for you! - Just ask my pastor. 982 01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:43,676 (Crass) He is a poet! 983 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,914 Finally, a naked man! 984 01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:51,114 (Busi Verse) 985 01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:00,036 (Busi) Take me with you! 986 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:06,996 (Presenter) One moment of attention, nothing has happened! 987 01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:09,077 Thank you! 988 01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:13,274 For the most anticipated film of the coming season... 989 01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:19,073 ...Here is a young actress who will be the star of future Italian cinema. 990 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:21,556 A big round of applause! 991 01:27:23,560 --> 01:27:27,679 - (Presenter) You're welcome. - (Beatrice) Thank you! 992 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:32,670 First film immediately starring. Are you happy with this opportunity? 993 01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:38,558 Yes, Crass offered me this role repaying me for years of sacrifice. 994 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:41,195 How did he discover it? 995 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:46,270 It was by accident. It wasn't in my plans; I was studying philosophy. 996 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:49,233 It was fate. 997 01:27:49,440 --> 01:27:53,593 However, I don't thank anyone, I owe it to my tenacity. 998 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:57,714 Who do you have to thank! You're a slut! 999 01:27:58,120 --> 01:27:59,872 A slut! 1000 01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:02,754 - No! - A filthy one! 1001 01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,951 (Beatrice) Let go of me! 1002 01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,550 Way to go! 1003 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:13,836 - Stefania, what are you doing? Leave her! - Go away! 1004 01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:18,115 - (Stefania) You didn't have to do that! - (Beatrice) Let go of me! 1005 01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,753 Let go! 1006 01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:24,951 (Mother) What sluts! 1007 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,152 (GENERAL SHOUTING) 1008 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:32,555 (Stefania) Come here! 1009 01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:36,276 The party goes on, a round of applause! 1010 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:44,277 (Presenter) Calm down gentlemen! Let's calm down! 1011 01:28:44,480 --> 01:28:46,551 (Presenter) Quiet. 1012 01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:51,717 Please! Stop! 1013 01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:57,999 (YELLS) 1014 01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:03,719 You must die! Why did you do that?! Bitch! 1015 01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:06,639 Let's give them a round of applause! 1016 01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:10,670 I'll fix you now! 1017 01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:13,037 Infamous! 1018 01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:15,754 (Critic) How dare he! 1019 01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:20,593 - A big round of applause! - Suck on that! 1020 01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:24,953 ( Mother Alessia sings) (Aunt) Now this one begins! 1021 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:34,197 - (Mother Alessia) What fun! - (Father Alessia) Go with the music! 1022 01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:37,512 (MUSIC) 1023 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:48,440 (Paul) I want to marry you! 1024 01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:55,838 Sorry, I was worried. Anything happens that way. 1025 01:29:56,040 --> 01:30:00,477 They all go, we'd better go too. 1026 01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:03,832 - Her shawl. - Thank you. 1027 01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:06,031 Damn them! 1028 01:30:06,280 --> 01:30:09,989 Get this, so you learn how to park! 1029 01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:12,271 Lisa, Lisa! 1030 01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:16,114 WELL. 1031 01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:18,878 Long live the ass! 1032 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:27,390 Are you crazy, what are you doing! No! 1033 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,359 Miss, a question. 1034 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:40,680 Is she injured? 1035 01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:46,589 No matter, when you win ... nothing can hurt you. 1036 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:51,071 (Beatrice shouts) 1037 01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:55,751 - Too bad it ended like that. - It happens at parties. 1038 01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:59,919 There are injuries, the the police. A real frenzy. 1039 01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:04,956 - It's a good thing she wasn't here. - Here there are only us monsters. 1040 01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,639 One, two, three--you too!